lazy ass coffee shop au with @wauuu
[Time to make the doughnuts.
And the coffee. And the bagels. And oh god how was he supposed to think of baked goods and java at a time like this? When he was being constantly plagued by visions of some silver haired guy bouncing on his -- no! No! Coffee! All coffee.
When the bell rings to let him know someone's come in, he turns with his usual warm smile to greet them like nothing is amiss.]
Ah, good morning! How can I help you?
And the coffee. And the bagels. And oh god how was he supposed to think of baked goods and java at a time like this? When he was being constantly plagued by visions of some silver haired guy bouncing on his -- no! No! Coffee! All coffee.
When the bell rings to let him know someone's come in, he turns with his usual warm smile to greet them like nothing is amiss.]
Ah, good morning! How can I help you?

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Kind of. Had some trouble sleeping. I'll be okay, though.
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You got laid!
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[He looks like he's going to jump out of his skin. He flails his hands in front of him wildly.]
Why would you say that?
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Also, you wore those exact same clothes yesterday. [a walk of SHAME even and straight to work, impressive]
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[A moment of panic as he looks down at his sweater and tugs at it.]
And I don't have time to run home and change, uugh!
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But first, tell me what happened!
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[Record scratch! Also almost dropping a coffee cup.]
... huh? It... really wasn't anything interesting! You'd be bored.
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[RUDE, BUT TRUE.]
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[He sighs, knowing he's not going to be allowed to escape the question until the older man is satisfied.]
I... was having a rough night. So I went to a bar and had some drinks. Some guy was there and we got to talking and next thing I know we went back to his hotel room and... things happened.
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[Remembering it, he looks down at his feet in embarrassment.]
I told you it was a boring story.
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[He didn't call out when he was quivering with fever, after all.]
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[There's a moment where Yuuri's clearly remembering his face, but he shakes it off. Pushes it away.]
It's silly to talk about it now. It was just a fluke.
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I've got the counter, a friend of mine is coming in sometime this morning. He blew me off last night, can you believe that?
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Really? Why?
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Get that clean shirt on, shoo shoo.
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He really was beautiful. It almost hurt how beautiful... he'd probably regret the encounter more than him once he realized he slept with some fat loser.]
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Victooor! [and a rather jolly, strange familiar kind of chuckle in response, though maybe it's difficult to hear over the sound of what very well might be Chris throwing himself over the countertop]
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He looks down at the shirt and sees how long it is on him, but it's no time to be picky.
In a couple minutes he's back out, and as he rounds the corner his eyes widen and he freezes in place.
It was the man from last night.]
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I'm sorry I left you without company last night, but I found the sweetest thing! [Chris pops a hip, hands on them "You always find sweeter things than me!"]
Don't put it like that! I'm here, aren't I?
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But... it's nice to hear his voice again. It was lovely, just like his face. How could any one person get so many great traits? Chris may not believe in leagues, but Yuuri sure did.
It just made him more certain he'd only bring down the mood if he walked in.]
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Skipping ahead to the party!
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